[The Review]: Apothecary
By Justin Fischer, Jun 9th, 2011 | In Dining

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It may be big in Beijing, but the last two months have been rough going for Apothecary. The craft cocktail lounge and restaurant has been suffering the death of a thousand cuts at the hands of our user reviews. To these disgruntled readers, I say give Apothecary another chance, there's plenty to like about this place.
Service seems to be the biggest beef among our readers. The narrative across the board has been something like this: "I tried to get a seat. I was denied, even though the place was clearly empty." I've eaten here several times and this has never happened to me. The reason: I call ahead and reserve a seat. On most occasions, I've arrived when the place is nearly empty and "reserved" signs are on every table. Sure enough, every single one of those tables was full within 30 minutes. Seated, I presume, with bona fide reservations. I've shown up without a reservation at non peak hours, mind you, and they've been able to accommodate me, too. Bottom line, if they say they're full, they probably genuinely are, or will be soon -- with people who have called ahead. If they're not letting you in, rest assured, it's not a personal slight against you.
"But I just want a drink. There's enough room for me to stand at the bar, so why can't I come in?" others have protested. I feel compelled to defend Apothecary on this count too. As off-putting and elitist as it may seem, they don't allow for standing room only. They want you to sit and enjoy your drink. Ain't that civilized? Moreover, this policy is nothing new to Shanghai. el Coctel has been doing it since 2009. Constellation's been around since 2006 and just try getting into any of their branches if their seats are filled. There is a reason for this policy. And no, it's not because you're wearing the wrong designer shirt. Bars like these carve up every garnish and squeeze every juice to order and then stir and shake everything according to strict specifications. It's a slow, deliberate, and detailed process that's not conducive to bulk business. Ostensibly, they're allowing as many people as they can into the place without compromising the quality of their product. Which is laudable.
...On the other hand, if Apothecary's management aren't politely articulating the reasons for this policy, that's unfortunate and inexcusable...
...Then again, maybe they are, but people just can't hear them. I've noticed that being drunk and foreign in this city has a deleterious effect on peoples' hearing.
Those of you that have made it past the door have probably noticed the same service slip-ups that I have. Yeah. It's a bit messy -- waiters mixing up orders or forgetting to ring them up altogether, then being too embarrassed to come back to your table once they realize they've screwed up. These are the unfortunate symptoms of an inexperienced wait staff. The owners are training most of their staff from the ground up. That's no easy feat. To be fair, they come off as well-intended and with each visit, they appear to be improving. It'll nonetheless be a while before they get up to snuff.


As for the food, this is Southern-style creole cuisine. I'm from Atlanta, I grew up on grits and greens and black-eyed peas. Pork was the fifth food group in my household. Back home, I set the bar high for this kind of stuff. But in China I never expect 100 percent authenticity in Western restaurants for the same reason that I never expect 100 percent authenticity when I go to Lee's Chop Suey House back home. Like most culture, food gets lost in translation when it leaves home.
That said, I'll readily admit that this menu is hit or miss. Rice dishes are unilaterally disappointing. Their gumbo and their chicken and oyster stew are both utterly forgettable. They skimp on the spices and the size. The only saving grace I've found in this section of the menu is a tender blackened chicken leg. Unfortunately it doesn't make up for the flavorless giblet rice over which it's served. The same goes for their paneed pork chop, no complaints on the cut of meat, but they've got no business calling that strange slurry underneath it "grits."
Nevertheless, I've found a few things to eat here that warrant a return visit. Their deep-fried soft-shelled crab, for starters. Chef Max Levy departs from the tempura template in favor of a buttermilk-based batter, which gives the fried outer shell a thicker, richer texture. They call the bed of spinach, Mandarin orange wedges, and toasted coconut underneath "Ambrosia." It's not, actually. For those of you unfamiliar, Ambrosia is a characteristically American salad of sour cream, whipped cream, and a variety of canned fruits. It's a heinous form of culinary cruelty best consigned to church picnics. Apothecary's adaptation of the dish is a welcome improvement.
They do a fine job with their charcuterie too. Their thick cut maple smoked bacon is fantastic. And while their Tasso ham and Andouille sausage don't compare with what I've had back in the States, I don't hold that against them; they're good enough. The same goes for their house pickles. They drown all kinds of bits and bobs in vinegar and brine: cucumbers, okra, watermelon, pears, and even quail eggs, which, by the way, make a tasty little bar snack when wrapped in their house bacon. And it bears mentioning that all of this stuff is done by hand, in-house. That kind of thing always earns brownie points with me.


Their Sunday chicken dinner isn't too shabby either. Poaching the chicken sous vide in whey breaks it down a bit, yielding tender flesh that would fall of the bone were it not contained by the crispy skin outside. Don't bother with the slaw on the side, it's just a distraction. Some may balk at the price, though: 125 for a half order, 250 for a full. One person could eat a half order, but come on, it's fried chicken, so it's probably more a question of "should." My advice, order a half and share it with some sides. Pickled mirlitons, for instance, are a surprisingly apt match for the delicately bitter earthiness of sauteed red Swiss chard. It's definitely worth ordering. And don't miss their sweet potato casserole -- pureed, lavished with brown sugar, kissed with cayenne, and crusted with pecans. It is just plain awesome. Order it as a dessert.
Cocktail-wise, I maintain that Apothecary is a stand-out performer. During a training session, I once saw the owner make one of his bartenders do 20 push-ups for messing up a Sazerac. These guys aren't fooling around. You might not like everything on offer. I certainly don't, but the menu is enormous -- and it keeps growing -- so with a little trial and error, you're bound to find something you like. I've managed to find a few gems like the Indian Gin and Tonic made with homemade tonic water dosed with quinine -- no one else in town does this; the Chanticleer, a gin Martini softened with a splash of Cointreau; and their bacon infused Old Fashioned. Note that the focus here is old-school drinks, so if your idea of a "cocktail" is a chocolate covered cherry Mango-tini with whip cream and sprinkles on top, Apothecary, categorically, is not your bar. Don't even waste your time.
My only gripe is that Apothecary aren't doing enough to enamor punters to the craft cocktail phenomenon. Q.E.D., the menu. Come on guys, it's not a term paper. Most drinkers don't really care who Dale DeGroff is. They care even less about which 19th century aristocratic Kentucky gentleman’s club may or may not have invented the Old Fashioned, or whether the original Mint Julep was made with brandy or Bourbon. At the end of the day, it's just booze. Most people just want something to drink, not something to read. They just need to know what's in the drink, how it tastes, and maybe how many they'll need to get a nice buzz going. My suggestion, keep the cocktail trivia in reserve for bartender repartee. Someone is bound to ask.

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jginsh, Jun 10th, 2011
You completely missed the point Apothecary is stuck in the past, man. the past!! They only focus on drinks made and loved by dead white men and slave owners.Mudslides, sexes on the beach, and candy apple martinis are drinks of diversity and modernity and should be celebrated as such. These are celebratory beverages that allow men and women of all ages to scream at the top of their lungs "i am so drunk" or "wooooooooo whoooooooooooooooo", and "Spring Break Bitch!!".
Come on apothecary, time to modernize.
The Dawg, Jun 10th, 2011
Apothacary SUCKSWill never go there again after being spoken at so badly by the bouncer. WTF !!! I should have called the boys over to teach him some manners. If you want a good drink just stick to Alchemist and tell Apothacary to FKUC OFF back to Beijing where they belong
Justin Fischer, Jun 10th, 2011
Dawg,Out of curiosity, what exactly did the guy say to you?
johnotoole, Jun 10th, 2011
jginsh,I genuinely can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. That said, some other places that are stuck in the past: PDT, Death & Co., The Franklin Mortgage & Investment Company (they don't have vodka - Gasp!) et. al. Places like that aren't for everybody, to be sure, but there's clearly a market for the style, and there's clearly profit to be made from it. I find it hard to insult a working business model, even if I don't really like the business or the product.
Also, if modernization includes ever yelling the words, "Spring Break Bitch," I'm trading in my laptop for a typewriter.
insomnico, Jun 10th, 2011
Dawg, it sounds like you and your boys should be getting your drinks from Kedi and not Apothecary.Justin Fischer, Jun 10th, 2011
johnotoole, I'm pretty sure that jginsh is being sarcastic...rats ass, Jun 10th, 2011
Went there for a mate's birthday and loved it. Had the fried chicken, gumbo and pork plate, food was amazing. We also tried the gin & tonic, old fashioned and something else that I can't remember, all very good. No problems with service, but I'm probably not as picky or feel as self-entitled as most wanker expats here.kongo, Jun 10th, 2011
I agree with rats ass. Most expats think the sun shines out of their a-holes. Waiters put up with a lot of shite from customers especially the expats, try giving shite to an airline hostess, you will be shackled and dropped off at the nearest country.CStadler, Jun 11th, 2011
Inventing a new column just to address - and in an itemized fashion - user complaints? Seems pretty far from impartial, SMSH / Justin. (Dare I say advertorial?) As much as you don't like or disagree with your users, the function of a review is not to discredit your readers by calling them drunk or implying that they don't speak enough Chinese to communicate with waiters -- its to give a objective opinion solely on your experience and not to generalize it to the experience of others. el Coctel and Constellation very well may have "no standing" policies, but no one has ever heard of them. Why? Their interior design promotes sitting; Apothecary has a standing level bar, high tables, and plenty of open space that all invite mingling. Your comparison to those to bars makes it seem like you're apologizing for a plainly wrongheaded policy on standing patrons. Again, not so impartial. (Note: I'm in the industry; this post is really about editorial policy. I love the charcuterie plate at Apothecary)carlonseider, Jun 11th, 2011
All this "molecular" stuff is just too laughably earnest for words. These are the sorts of clowns to call themselves "mixologists"."A gin and tonic, you say? You'll have to wait while I hand-extract the DNA strand from a mosquito's ass in order to brew pure quinine for the tonic. Then I need to get Tibetan virgins to harvest fresh junipers from the hillsides of Yunnan with their labia. After that, I must-"
"Just give me a drink, you jumped-up fool. I should have gone to Tara 57."
Justin Fischer, Jun 11th, 2011
@CStadlerFirstly, what business in their right mind would purchase an advertorial in which so much of the content is critical? I'm not white-washing Apothecary. I plainly point out where I see faults with the place and there are plenty.
Secondly, no one ever said this piece was supposed to be "impartial." It's a REVIEW. It's an opinion-based piece of writing. By its very definition it is the exact opposite of "impartial." If you're looking for "impartiality," read The Radar.
Thirdly, I didn't write this review to discredit or insult anyone. I wrote it to provide a different perspective and to manage peoples' expectations of the place. As I clearly state, this bar is not for everybody. And that's fine. But if it's not your kind of bar, don't come in expecting it to become your kind of bar at your behest. I wouldn't go into Windows Scoreboard, order a Negroni, complain about how too many people are standing up, and then ask them to put on some Miles Davis so I can drink in peace. Why should people expect Apothecary to compromise their vision of what they want to be? Furniture and layout are beside the point.
More importantly, I wrote this review because Apothecary is new, has been open long enough to meet our review our criteria, and people have strong opinions about it. I knew it would provoke people to engage in a conversation. It obviously got you to your keyboard, so I see it as a success.
morgan, Jun 11th, 2011
I would go to Windows Scoreboard and order a Negroni.Justin Fischer, Jun 11th, 2011
Morgan, you don't even know what hell a Negroni is.morgan, Jun 11th, 2011
I hope it's not what I think it is.terjia, Jun 11th, 2011
No dice on Negroni at Scorby. My asshat friend once tried to order a drink with Campari there and was told in no uncertain terms that the bottle was filled with bai jiu and Red 40jginsh, Jun 12th, 2011
I went last night. Walked in at 10:30 and asked if they could seat a group of four, they said sure no problem. Drinks as good as a USD 11 drink should be. Service, friendly, not terribly efficent but a an A for effort.If you want a Negroni at scoreboard go on thursday night and ask for Big Tex. He'll give you all the negroni you'll ever need.
Cerentha, Jun 14th, 2011
It's not so much that they won't seat you when the place is half empty (or half full depends on how you view the world), it's the abysmal attitude of the door manager who obviously has no idea about "hospitality" or how to politely and calmly look potential clients in the eye and quietly explain the situation, with the view that these clients will return during a more suitable time. Instead on the several occasions that I have visited, I have faced scowls, been forced to wait outside the door while hasty and heated conferences are held at the til, more scowls, then the door manager grabs a young server and aggressively instructs them to show us to a table. So while the final objective is achieved, there's 7 minutes of witnessing what appears to be sheer panic and a complete lack of genuine hospitality from the first representative of the business. Dude. Learn to take a breath, speak calmly to all, force a smile (or at least wipe the scowl from your face), and realise that everything you do front of house is witnessed by your guests, and that as members of the hospitality industry, you have a responsibility to be hospitable. Which means not making your guests feel like thay've walked into a full nervous breakdown. Chill, have a drink. They're actually good where you work.Shanghaicityslang, Jun 28th, 2011
I think that this is a great review. I happen to agree with just about all of it. Apothecary has new help on the management team that I trust will clear up those hiccups (at least I hope). Their charcuterie plate IS awesome. Their cocktails have, more than, satiated me whenever I had them and I think that if most people (especially expats) knew just how difficult it is to staff and train a bar or restaurant is in this town they would think twice about posting online bitch-fests about any F&B establishment in SH. If you don't find mixology a valid craft, art, profession, etc., don't go to places where people are exhibiting their talent for the sake of making people that appreciate it happy. It's kinda like, if you don't think that a DJ is a musician, don't go to the disco. No one made you go there and no one says you have to like it. Just take it (or leave it) for what it's worth.lawrence, Jun 30th, 2011
They have food?Popped in with a friend to check it out, as it was new to me (actually the whole frikking area was astoundingly new), haven't been down that way in a while obviously.
Hmmm. Drinks at 80rmb a shot. Not very impressive ones at that either. I would at least expect some alcohol in an 80rmb drink. Mine barely had any, and my friends had too much, although it did look pretty pimp what with the showbiz co2 bubbling out of the jar. Service was fine to good. Staff were attentive, knew the menu - I asked what they would like, and they rattled off a bunch of options with some good suggestions. The snackfood popcorn was also decent if a little over-infused with spice.
Seemed like the new mwa mwa dahlink buzzy place it wanted to be wasn't quite there yet.
No issues getting in, and getting a seat.
I think I'll stick with El Coctel for that crowd, although one does have to wade through at least seven or eight coke dealers *and* xinjiang ren offering warez outside (and if shelter is open, youngsters puking in the corners).
For drinks - southern cross for the 80rmb *but worth it* drinks.
I also have a decent japanese semi sekrit venue thats great, nay excellent and has better cocktails and drinks options, but I'm not divulging that one out.
Lawrence.
Justin Fischer, Jun 30th, 2011
Lawrence,You're thinking of The Alchemist, not Apothecary. They're in the same compound but at opposite ends.
foddler, Aug 5th, 2011
This review is hilarious. I completely agree with CStadler. Justin, what were you thinking? If you are going to write advertorials for venues with bad reviews, surely you could do it in a less obvious way. ;) I have opened an account simply to comment on this thread.You mention you thought this article would drive comments from readers, I think that is quite obvious seeing as a large majority of people that read this will disagree with it. Whilst you make 'criticisms', they are quite insigificant, complaints in regards to the reading material are not complaints in my eyes.
Lost alot of respect for SMSH opinions with this one....
kongo, Aug 13th, 2011
Oh, you guys are so funny-normally I don't write any comments but if you complain about such woosy stuff like ooooh the bouncer said I can't come in because I'm wearing cheap flip flops , a grungie top and look like a cheap bastaard. Well, yeah , I wanna throw my 2 cents in.( Cheap people are the most sensitive ) Sooow sick of cheap lao wai running around town and being such cheap basstards , oooh no free water give them 1 star and bitchh and moan till the cows come home.. Give the restaurant waiter 20 percent tips on your bill and , wow free water shows up ! U>S>A waiter will take you outside and gang bang your ass if you don't leave tips ., But China is different right ? ( just like in the good ol' U>S of A. Give the bouncer 100 RMB ( cauze if your with friends and , wow u get in, BAM BAM) Now you are in the club and everyone is smiling. Morel of the story- If you are a cheap basstard A. you will leave nasty comments on various blogs because you have too much time on your hands. B ,You will hang out at free wi-fi places for endless hours and sit on 1/3 of a coffee with the free aircon as a bonus cauz your home only has one mattress for sleeping. Botom line , when i was poor I was also very sensitive- get over it !Please sign in or register to comment