At first glance this is a pretty run-of-the-mill terrible flyer featuring, as it does, semi-nude models jacked from some internet soft core porn site. Then when you look closer you can see it's for a "tanning party" and so maybe it wasn't such a good idea to photoshop that glow in around the models, making them look radioactive.
Oh Attica. Sexy police dress-up parties are pretty standard and there's a wealth of material to steal on the internet to make your flyer look hot, hot, hot.
If you don't want anyone to come to your party, one trick you might try would be to put the grossest orgy ever on your flyer.
And the award for "Worst Use of the Olsen Twins in 2008 on a Flyer" goes to...
Wait a minute, you say your party has flamenco dancers, some dude with records, and an old-timey magician?
This flyer sucks because Celine Dion is on it.
I like The Bulldog. It's a great bar. I like drinking there.
Holy Super Christ, if you're doing a party dedicated to sexual deviancy, don't put toddlers on your flyers.
This dude in the pink shirt has a fucking magical barbeque and its spewing all kinds of fun shit.
Too much.
Wait a second! I never even noticed...
It's funny, I've never heard of "The Shanghai Times" but they got quite the scoop on their hands with the exclusive on DJ Guy Williams' DJ biography.
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I can't imagine two people I would least like to spend time with at a bar than the duo pictured left. Look at them... revolting.
Okay. Acrobat show at M2. That's pretty neat. But hey hang on a minute. Is that image in the center from Michael Jackson's Moonwalker?
Trance kids... maybe it's time to lay off those pills. Just maybe.
It doesn't actually matter who the fuck Mattia is, I've had this gem saved as my computer background for the last six months because I'm trying to solve the mystery of what that red line is on his back.

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