Acoustic guitar with magical powers
This is a Shore, model TB 431... not that it matters at this price, right? It's a guitar, it's cheap and you need it (and it has magical powers).
What's special about this guitar is that it has six strings. SIX! Not only that but all of them are attached and some are even in tune. Can you believe it?
Be careful when touching the strings as the sound immediately makes pussies wet and dicks hard. I take no responsibility if you drown or get your eye poked out while playing. Seriously, this has been a hassle and it's really the reason I'm selling it. I simply can't take it anymore.
Get in touch before Monday May 22 or I will go punk rock and smash it to hell. Let's hope it doesn't have to come to that. It's a decent guitar and deserves a better fate. So please, for the love of rock, buy this fucking thing!
BTW, I only speak English, so don't call if you can't read this. Ok, I speak Swedish too but refuse selling it to anyone from Sweden. Oh, just because.
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