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[My Weekender] with Kid Fresh

Kid Fresh is a three-time Daytona Harley Rodeo Champion and a member of the Outlaws M.C. Hong Kong chapter. He's also DJing at the Bananas Biker Party at The Shelter tonight. Convenient that he is b...
Last updated: 2015-11-09
Kid Fresh is a three-time Daytona Harley Rodeo Champion and a member of the Outlaws M.C. Hong Kong chapter. He's also DJing at the Bananas Biker Party at The Shelter tonight. Convenient that he is both a DJ and a motorcycle aficionado. That works out perfectly for the party's theme.

It's a beautiful Wednesday morning on Hong Kong island, and I'm about to polish my chopper and my leather jacket to get ready for a long, long ride to Shanghai to arrive in time on Friday for the annual Hells Bananas Gang Biker Bar Blowout.

Shanghai is special to me. I remember ye good olde days in Puxi when we used to have biker meetings and beer binges with my brothers from the Shanghai Bandidos M.C. and the Macau Hells Angels.

The grass was green and the girls were pretty back then.

After my arrival, the weekend is going to start off with the breakfast for champions:

A fresh, cold can of REEB™ and a pack of Double Happiness™ from the ALLDAYS™ store on the corner.

Then I will meet up with my homies, Kami "Rebel Without A" Kaze (Freedom Rock President of the Macau Hells Angels chapter) and El "California Roll" Nomo, who is the Gipsy Tour Ride Captain of the Shanghai Bandidos M.C.

We're gonna ride our choppers up and down on Huaihai Lu, break stuff, drink REEB™, break stuff, harass people, ride our choppers, drink some REEB™, spit, shout, get some new tats, harass some more people, break more stuff, ride our choppers and drink some more REEB™ before we hit The Shelter after sunset to drink some REEB™ and to play some of the grimiest ghetto-biker-tech, harley funk, Miami baffle and handlebar hop for the wild Shanghai kids before we burn down the soundsystem, puke on the turntables and fall asleep on the dirty dancefloor after sunrise.

On Saturday, after waking up with a massive headache and picking out the dried puke from our thick biker beards, we will greet the day with the breakfast for Champions:

A fresh, cold can of REEB™ and a pack of Double Happiness™ from the ALLDAYS™ store on the corner.

Our choppers are going to take us to Qipu Lu, where Kami "Rebel Without A" Kaze and I are going to purchase some watches, bags and DVDs for the Hong Kong and Macau black market. Gotta get that money for REEB™, chrome handlebars, and new tats.

Then it'll be time for some fresh REEB™ before we hit the tittybar, where we will be wallowing until I hit the Shanghighway back to Hong Kong after sunrise.

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