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Go Forth and Destroy: Morton's Brings Back Steak Sandwich Happy Hour (Kind Of) For Limited Time

From the Bad Marketing Ideas Department comes astounding news. Morton’s, the upscale and sedate purveyors of expensive steak experiences, victim of its own Marketing Department’s “Free Steak San...
Last updated: 2018-11-23
From the Bad Marketing Ideas Department comes astounding news. Morton’s, the upscale and sedate purveyors of expensive steak experiences, victim of its own Marketing Department’s “Free Steak Sandwich” debacle for months and years on end, has let history slip from its institutional memory, and is doomed to repeat it. What I am saying is: FREE STEAK CROSTINIS. Free Steak Crostinis. Free steak crostinis. 5-7pm on weekdays. Let us all calm down for a second.

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