Punk Rock dive bar Specters has their eighth annual prom this Saturday, with "Special crap prom decorations! Spiked punch! Prom king and queen! Balloons! Streamers! A bubble machine! Strictly arm’s length dancing! Soul-wrenching disappointment that fuels a lifetime! 80s music! Memories!" Special Guest DJ: Anita Turnatrick, aka The First Lady of Funk, with support from Compact Dicks. Free entry. Fix up, look sharp.