Like a train entering a dark tunnel, the China Adult Care Expo is back again this weekend, right on time. What's that boring Expo you ask? Why! It's nothing more than Dildomania, PervShow 2019, Cameradude Central — it's, it's, it's... the SEXPO! Wherein producers of adult-only toys, from blow-up to fill-up, display only the latest in technology designed to get you up to the peak of the mountain, and make you collapse on the other side. They have dildos. They have vibrators. They have vibrating dildoes and dildating vibros and rabbit-shaped fun guns and lots of blow-up dolls and things you could easily hide a cucumber in... Tickets are 100rmb on the door, they say, and you need a photo ID to enter. Click here for address and stuff. See you there!