Wrestling! Since the time of the Ancient Greeks, the only real sport. WWE Live (cough tickets here) is powerbombing Mercedes-Benz Arena on September 1, which is soon. Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns'll be there–– haha who are they even? What actually matters: 1) Ronda Rousey is making her in-ring debut in China. Did you know Ronda Rousey, first-ever women's UFC champ, does wrestling now? She does, and she's wearing Rowdy Roddy Piper's shirt while she does it. It's a long story. 2) John "Ni kan bu dao wo" Cena ™ ® © is making his return to China, and will most likely be debuting his Sixth Move of Doom™ ® ©, which he developed with Jackie Chan's stunt team. His fifth move is the Five Knuckle Shuffle, which he learned himself and, if we're honest, just means masturbation. Never change, wrestling.
