" Greasy Pizza= Trip To The Bathroom, I Miss Round Table Pizza "

Value for money		Suitable for...
The food		.. a date
The service		.. business dinner
The decor		.. with friends

Working late at the office, I decided to order pizza for me and my colleagues.
Pizza in Shanghai, so many places to choose from, all very suckey.
It was either papa johns or Ny Pizza.
Papa Johns, has a reputation for having very yellowish trans fat looking cheese,
NY Pizza, crust in five minutes turns into cement/cardboard.
So we ordered NY Pizza, ordered via Sherpas.

Very greasy pizza, but still very good. Crust becomes hard like bricks within five minutes.

Today, this morning, first thing i had to do was take a sh*t. It was one of the most horrible sh*ts i've taken in a long time. Very diaretic, thank god i still had some expired pepto bismols. Now i'm at the office, and all my co-workers have practically destroyed the bathroom.

Sorry for the vularities, but if you want to eat pizza, I suggest buying a frozen pizza at city shop, b/c all take out pizzas in Shanghai are a guranteed trip to the sh*tter.

I really miss round table pizza...