This drunken little gem landed in the SmSh inbox this morning: the aristocracy have adopted the ways of the people! The St. Regis Bar in the opulent St. Regis Hotel, known more for sabering Champagne (no joke, they do it here) than sloppy makeout seshs, have added a TWO-HOUR FREE FLOW to their program. For 188rmb. Every. Single. Day.

(Actually, they added it in 2017 but we only just noticed.) It happens immediately after work on weekdays from 6-8pm. It's called the Exquisite Moment! Exquisite Moment! One fleeting, drunken two-hour moment, full of Chivas Regal 12 Years, Olmeca tequila, Bacardi rum, Jacob's Creek sparkling wines, Kressman Grande Reserve wines, two cheap beers but also Boxing Cat, daiquiris with fresh lime, Cityson mules, and Negronis. Knock yourself out on their expensive couches and fancy hotel carpets, Shanghai. You could do much, much worse. See here for details.