A very wise TV show once taught me the true meaning of Christmas. It's not about getting presents. It's not about Christmas trees and decorations, candy or Christmas cards stuffed with bills from near dead relations. Christmas is all about one thing: getting drunk and stoned with your family and friends. That's it. That's all it is. A very simple idea that sometimes we forget in our hectic lives. So this holiday season, try to remember what counts: burning one down with some buddies or relatives and getting blotto with those closest to you.