We TRIED them, bruh. The new sliders at White Castle, bruh. RED ALERT, bruh. They came out on 4-20 BRUH. 4-20! They got a truffles one. They got a jianbing one. They got a new bacon and egg one. They gots ice cream ones yo! Click through for details, mah dudes.

*** So yeah. White Castle has a new sliders menu. They’ve also simplified the meal deal process. And added a bunch of new sides and treats to the menu. We went down there for lunch last week for the most important tasting of our professional lives to try them out. Ate of all them. Damn right. Here’s what we thought. Here's the critical opinion. This opinion is CRITICAL. But first think about this... Like... Are oranges named oranges because they are orange or is orange orange because oranges are orange? Whhhuuuu… Guy. check it this out: Have you ever noticed that drinking water through a straw is like the exact opposite of snorkeling? THINK ABOUT IT. Whaaaaaaat. Bruh, this is the new menu at White Castle. Bruh. They’ve simplified the ordering process so like… you just choose like three sliders now and then add on 8rmb or something, or whatever, for like a meal deal, a meal deal-io, but you know, man, like... money isn't everything man. That's what IM sayin'. It's just pieces of paper, man. Like when did we let our LIVES be led by trying to get all these pieces of paper, maaaan. And like.. And like. And… And. Hey, ever realized that tea -- all tea in the world -- is really just tea-flavored water? Ever thought of that? Heeeeeey. This is a new slider. You know why they call it breakfast? Because you "break" "fast", man. You break with your fast. Sometimes it's just like everything is connected together man, and you just have to feel the system beneath all things, man. Like. You gotta feeeeel the SYSTEM. You gotta know how things connected and circular. I'm about to blow your mind right here: Check it out: The person directly in front of you — the person you are facing right now — is also the person that is the farthest behind you in the entire world. Like the one person furthest behind you. In the whole world. SPLOOOOSH! It tasted like. Like... Hey, what if paper cuts are, like, revenge from trees, man? This is another new slider. The bacon and egg one, maaaan. Swag, swag. Here are two more new sliders. That's like the mango chicken one. Truffle sliders, broham. Truffle sliders. What an age we live in. Dude, what do you think it smells like underwater? Can you imagine how much money you would make if you like invented an invention that lets people smell what it's like underwater? Dude. What if we are giants and we just don’t know because everything is too tiny to see? What if we are living amongst giants but we are too small to see! I could go for some ice cream sliders, bruh, these are tiiiiiight. How can such a little homie pack in so much taste? Are they still elevators when they go down? NEEDS SOME NUTELLA. New siiiiiides. WHOA SUGAR PIZZA ON A STICK. Too much for me. I need a water. I need water bad. But okay... I like all of this. Would re-up. Aight, all good. Ima go play 'entendo get my mind into check. Good talk. Glad we had this talk. PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. *** White Castle is in a few places. Click here.