Gonna keep this one short and picture heavy. Last time I "reviewed" Taco Bell -- the one in Lujiazui -- I received so much internet vitriol my feelings were hurt for weeks. So yeah. Not much to add to that title. Sad, gassy men: The Taco Bell in central Puxi is open. Sad, gassy men: It's on that little stretch of Anytown USA Maoming Lu that has the Goose Island and the White Castle. Sad, gassy men: Unholy stabbing gut pain is YOURS in a more convenient area. Pictures after the jump.

*** It's basically the same as the one in Lujiazui. There is a counter where you order food... ...on the latest touch screen technology... ...and then when the hockey puck buzzes, you go pick up your food. This is a Taco Supreme Combo for like 48rmb. It was good! Very tasty! I will say that the cheese looked, had the consistency of, and tasted like Lorax jizz, but I mean that in the most complimentary way. It came with an extra hard shell taco guy 'cause it's... What else to say? Decor is like youth outreach art mural program-meets-The Vampire Lestat. And they serve booze. So... thumbs up! Sorry about the blurry photos. DTs... *** Here's the address already.