Time for a little stroll down black-out lane, kids: Malone's was a sports bar that opened on Tongren Lu way back in 1994 -- when all your Ninja Turtles action figures were getting made in factories out here -- and all was right in the world of Blue Cheese burgers. Time went on, as it is wont to do, and this place called Malone's finally called it a day in April, 2015. A damn good run, but times were a'changing in the post-Windows, post-Perry's, post-Expo era. Let's be real, Malone's sucked at the end. Critically speaking. If they opened in Pingdingshan today, they might be the hottest bar in town.