Step 1: Log In To The Website
Here's the link: Self-Help Declaration System For Overseas Personnel's Accommodation Registration. Assuming you don't have an account, make one. It takes two seconds and doesn't require an email verification (but you might want that email for later).
Step 2: Fill In Your Details
Next step is to fill in your info, once you click off the thoughtful "you don't need to register if you stay in a hotel" tip. This might be the most foreign user-friendly website the government has ever made.
Just upload an image of the photo ID page in your passport. It'll pick the details out automatically, but you can add or correct anything that wasn't right.
Don't mind the "with your certificate" bit, just upload a passport photo or a clean, passport-style selfie. I did it at my desk.
The address system is a slight pain in the butt, owing to the interminable difficulty in translating sometimes complex Chinese address into English ones. Do your best. Trust us. We know all about that.
Note: the "Date of Departure" info doesn't appear on your final certificate, just put the last date you left China.
Step 3: Wait For Processing
Now you just wait!
Processing can take five to ten minutes. You'll get an email confirmation when it's done, and it might show up in your spam folder.
Step 4: Download Your Registration Form Of Temporary Residence
Back on the website, select the QR code that's replaced the "processing" bit and you'll have the option to "preview" (download), email or share a PDF of your form, with chop, filled in for you. Magic!
Whoops. Sorry, officer! Next time I will!
Here's the website for the Self-Help Declaration System For Overseas Personnel's Accommodation Registration: https://crjzndg.gaj.sh.gov.cn/24hr/
Thanks to reader Dan for assisting with this article. Love you! <3