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"Little White Dragon" Has Organized A Workshop Called "How To Attract A Laowai Guy"

By Jun 15, 2016 Community

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This just in from the WeChat abyss, an easy contender for our 2016 Worst Flyers list. Organized by "Xiao Bai Long" (Little White Dragon), this event promises to teach the ladies hot tips on how to "start a convo he doesn't want to leave" and help out all the females who "want to get a foreign boyfriend but struggle to meet foreign guys smoothly."

Look at this flyer. So smooth.



This is what we've come to in 2016. The whole world has gone batshit insane.

Just wondering if they'll address hot questions like:

1) "I met this guy who said he's a DJ. Does that mean he's going to be broke forever?"

2) "How can I politely tell a laowai to stop talking to me in Chinese? Like, you were cute until you opened your mouth, with that girly-ass nanfang accent."

3) "My man has been acting different since his last visa run. Has something changed?"

4) "How can I truly identify a trashy laowai? Sometimes they have nice shirts from the Fabric Market. It's hard!"

5) "This guy said he's an entrepreneur and has his own company. But it seems like they just organize networking events and hip hop jam nights, and his company cannot provide fapiao. Ditch him?"

SO MANY QUESTIONS. What would you ask Little White Dragon?

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  • 3 years ago Unverified User

    might be a better marketed in Chinese ya think?

  • 3 years ago Tungawunga

    sooo? Did you send any spies there?

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