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There's This Big 'Foodie Festival' on Right Now Called Yummy Planet and They Sent Me 'Cause I'm an Expert on World Cuisines

You know how I like my cuisine? Worldly. I like it "worldly", Shanghai. I like my delicacies to come from distant lands flown in on twin-engine planes on beds of ice like important organ transplants;...
Last updated: 2017-06-16
You know how I like my cuisine? Worldly. I like it "worldly", Shanghai. I like my delicacies to come from distant lands flown in on twin-engine planes on beds of ice like important organ transplants; I like my caviar to come in briefcases chained to some guy's wrist; I like my back truffles hustled from ancient forests in rural France. Or England. Or wherever those things are from. Germany? Anyway. The Yummy Planet Foodie Festival is on. Right now. At the ShanghaiMart in Gubei. Here's our Report from the Ground.

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