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Free Booze Alert: Windows 17-Year Anniversary On Wednesday

How has the Windows Burger remained 15rmb for almost a decade? More importantly, how has Windows stayed relevant for almost two decades, despite the advent of Perry's, speakeasies, 120rmb cocktail...
2015-11-17 11:52:00
How has the Windows Burger remained 15rmb for almost a decade?

More importantly, how has Windows stayed relevant for almost two decades, despite the advent of Perry's, speakeasies, 120rmb cocktails, tapas, "soft openings", EDM, antibiotic resistant bacteria, smartphones, 9/11, fracking, two financial crises, multiple wars in the Middle East, Yongkang Lu, about twelve metro lines, and three generations of Playstation?

Maybe 'cause they got a 15rmb burger. You know that shit's just delicious. Maybe something else...

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